the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
A lovely story about Romney/Ryan.
This is the best, most concise explanation of the past four years ever.
no lies in this post
“The female love interest is boring to me. A female that’s interesting, smart, funny – that’s what I’m drawn to. I wouldn’t say that every character has to be smart, but she has to have one trait I can relate to.”